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24 Feb 2016 17:16:34
It seems pretty obvious that any potential owner of a football club with any "serious intent" would make the decorating of such a tunnel a condition of the sale and I say that knowing that anyone with the capital that would be needed in order to take a club such as this forward simply would not have the funds available to pay for the decorating of these walls themselves, neither would they have the imagination to think of phoning a local painter and decorator themselves in order to ask for advice about how to run a club the size of Wolves. Not even Morgan, Potato, Therwall and Moxey thought of doing that themselves at first. Now it's become second nature even to them to phone the decorators that they most trust when a players position becomes available at the very last minute in the team and they need some scouting to be done around the skirting boards. All this might look suspicious, but it actually ties in with all the rumours I'm hearing about the European consortium that have shown interest. I hear a lot of things when I talk to myself and also dribble, but I have definitely heard this consortium want to place Wolves at the centre of European concerns by developing a players tunnel long enough to run under the English channel and back again before it comes out eventually on the Molineux pitch. This will not only provide some of the highest paid players in the world a means to enter the Molineux pitch at the start of the match, but also offer a way in which when they can return in disgrace to the dressing room at the end of a home match, with a sizable bounty that is duty free. The top players generally like to have some photos of duty free items to post on their twitter feeds when things are not going so well on the pitch, because they know it makes the rest of us all feel better.

Tell me that you don't want to believe that and I won't ever make something like that up again.

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