30 Jul 2012 23:17:59
With the signing of Tongo Doumbias (not sure what to sing though...TODO?) and a few others in the offing the mediocre dross that we have had to put up with who felt their positions were bullet proof must be messing themselves. A plan finally seems to be coming to fruition and Stale is nailed on to deliver by the looks of it. I for 1 am getting a twitch in the area my missus wished would work this season...big things on the horizon and dead wood becomes fire wood.
Henry will be looking over his shoulder now for sure
He will be "Tongo" to the fans, surely.
I hope these new signings will be used. Mick (and Jones) had a habit of signing players and not playing them, implying their scouting skills were somewhat lacking.
Yes, I'm excited too.
30 Jul 2012 15:03:49
{Ed011's Note - The "Solbakken Effect" - The phenomenon where any footballer with a history in of playing in Europe cannot help but sign for Stale Solbakken when asked to, it is not yet known how the effect works but experts think it is something to do with magic. Examples include Bjorn Bergman Sigurdarson and Tongo Doumbia, below is an extract of an interview showing the Solbakken Effect taking place:
"There were other clubs interested I had a good feeling about Wolves as soon AS SOON AS I SPOKE TO THE MANAGER. He told me personally about his plans for me which was good to hear. I have a lot of friends playing in Europe who knew about the manager and one of my team-mates at Rennes – Alexander Tettey – is a Norwegian international. They all spoke highly of him and when you have that good feeling about a manager it's important."
IN STALE WE TRUST!
Beautiful isn't it.
AUSWOLF
Yes i agree
The Solbakken Effect - once taken place can only lead to one thing....
Wolvescelona - An even greater phenomenon where an average put ya shift in Wolves team, suddenly learn how to pass the ball around the pitch without hoofing it from a goal kick or resorting "giveittojarvo" syndrome.
Mills wolf {Ed011's Note - I've heard that the Solbakken Effect can even turn players who couldn't have had a worse season, so bad that the people who hate them the most are their own fans, players that could EVEN turn up to training drunk, into club-loving, gold and black through and through and World class performing Wolves players. I don't know how true that one is though, we'll have to wait to see.
Hope i am wrong within six months he will be so fed up with moxley butting in and morgans lack of love for the club he will pack in {Ed011's Note - Considering what he just dealt with at Cologne, Moxey and Morgan will be a walk in the park - he'll work well with them.
We don't want to be TOO good do we? Or we'll find Chelsea or Spurs wanting our manager at the end of the season.
Come on guys! Mick McCarthy had exactly the same effect!! How do you think we managed to sign Stephen Ward from Bohemians?