Wolves Banter Archive November 18 2011

 

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18 Nov 2011 22:28:36
Question for the coach.What position were you in your playing days, and who did you play for?
Does ED know the answers?



Did ED find out who the coach played for? {Ed007's Note - Not that I am aware of.}



Hi Guys , in my playing days I played in midfield , I was a bit of Paul Scholes but a much better tackler . I used to be in and out the oppositions box like a wasp at a picnic . Without boasting fellas I once nutmegged that Italian fella Buffon twice in a charity match , he got so angry that I didn't bother to do him for a third time . Luckily for the likes of Gazza and Gary Lineker I had to hang boots up to pursue a top career in sales and marketing and the coaching of course . Thanks for asking C.B.



Ever thought of making a comeback coach?



18 Nov 2011 21:35:06
Name all the teams in the prem which have a bird on their badge?



Liverpool, Norwich, Swansea, Spurs, Sandwell Town.

Big D



Add Man City to that list.

Big D



18 Nov 2011 21:00:25
Anyone else agree that Coaching Badges could become a legend/cult figure on the Wolves terraces.Lets get together and chant his name.
ONE COACHING BADGES, THERES ONLY ONE COACHING BADGES. {Ed001's Note - he is well on the way to becoming a legend on our editor's widget, we often paste up his posts and share them for those that don't edit the Wolves site.}



Thank you for Your kind intentions my friend , but being the shy , modest type , you don't think for a second I would stand up in the stadium to take the plaudits . Old wise owl like to be the grey man you going about his business . I like to keep my genius hidden , like a shot gun under my coat ! I will leave you with , if you pick up one end of a stick you pick up the other end too ! C.B. 2011



ONE COACHING BADGES, THERES ONLY ONE COACHING BADGES.
Gibo.



Nice one Gibo, lets all get behind the great man. Keep em coming coaching badges.



Great post Gibo, I put you up there with myself with the pantheon of great men, scholars , poets , scientist and Coaches . For the dude who keeps impersonating C.B be yourself my friend , after all everybody else is taken ! Will leave you with my wisdom. A Faux Paux is not your dads enemy .... ! C.B.



18 Nov 2011 17:46:22
mick instead of signing sencond rate championship players give our youngsters a chance danny bathh young quick great tackler perfect to partener johnson
david davis superb tackler ball winner can get forward n score goals from midfield
liam mcClindron (spelling) another goal scorer
gorman already 9 NI caps
forde, zele, harris, price, rekord, dohery, winnall, hemmings, spray, cassidy all capible of getting in to our 1st team but mick never gives them a chance why why why this is the annoying thing about mick this lot could be as good as keane lescott murray era



What does the coach think?



ONE COACHING BADGES,THERES ONLY ONE COACHING BADGES.
Lets get behind the team and the wise one.



18 Nov 2011 16:57:48
I must admit I enjoy coaching badges banter, keep it up .
Gibo



Coaching badges you make my day , please don't ever retire !



Thank you, no chance of retiring , "where ever there is a call , coach will tell it all " !

Will be speaking to the man known in the game as the abacus tomorrow , going to get him to put some meat on the bones of the Chelsea boys rumour . Believe me you can count on the abacus for top gossip .
C.B.



I agree with Gibo, the coach is a legend and the sooner Mick takes advantage of the great mans knowledge the sooner we start winning consistently,keep it up Badges,Wolves till we die.



C B what is the Chelsea rumour?
Gibo



Abacus! Smoething does not add up here!

Big D



Leave the funnies to the proffesional Big D, there is only one CB.



Gibo, I made an attempt to talk to the abacus over the weekend and finally managed to speak with him today , that is why my response was delayed . From what i make out Chelsea are demanding that any player that goes out on loan must be guaranteed first team football , which is a ridiculous demand . The two players in the frame are Ryan Bertrand and Lukaku . There might be a Mexican Stand off over the demands but Chelsea , feel this is a good way to get premier experience . I pressed the Abacus for a definite and all he would say is this
" The Wise old owl the less he spoke the more he heard , the more he heard the less he spoke " ! Might have to go over his head and phone Butch Wilkins - Sorry Ray Wilkins to those who don't know him personally and get the SP . Gibo you will be the first to know my friend .
I will be going to Stamford Bridge , going to watch a few dvds of Chelsea before I discuss tactics . C.B.



Yet another great post by the great man.



18 Nov 2011 16:40:36
Does the coach have any predictions or advice on tomorrows game?



Hi Guys , yes tomorrow I would like to see the boys play the Dutch style of Don't touch too much , which translates for Big D pass, pass, pass, pass, bang into the onion bag , Houston we have lift 3 points for the Wolves , thank you for playing and good Night ! wrote to Mick Mc this week , I have offered to do a spot of coaching for lads as long as big D don't get jealous ? I have done by Badges at Lillieshall ( centre of excellence ) and my claim to fame of which there are many is I once beat Dennis Bergcamp in a game of keepy up'y , in my eyes that qualifies me to talk tactics . Big D lay your cards on the table or shut ya cake hole ! Coach predicts 3 points for the boys tomorrow Mark my words . C.B.



Eat humble pie Big D,coaching badges is the man. Loyal Fan



Nice one CB. To be honest I™m warming to you. You™re becoming the David Brent of football tactics.

When you say Dutch do you mean the Total Football system pioneered by Ajax in the early 70s? I agree that the fluidity of this style would be nice to see. Not too sure that™s Mick™s style though.

Big D

Loyal Fan “ Wind your neck in.



Thank you Big D , I am warming to you too , but in future leave the gags to Coaching Badges , there's a good lad. C.B.



Loyal fan here,feel hurt by Big D comments,you should be more gracious and polite like the great man CB.



Loyal fan accepts Big D,s apology,cheers mate.



There was no apology from Big D. I notice there is no space after the comma on the reply. That is not my style of typing. It is yours.

CB can fit his own battles. I think we are cool now.



Not very good on the spelling Big D.
(Fit his own battles).



Love the posts from Loyal fan,Gibo and Badges. Keep it up guys. Big D



The Legends that are Gibo and Badges.Always informative and a pleasure to read their comments.They remind me of Clough and Taylor at their best.



"Love the posts from Loyal fan,Gibo and Badges. Keep it up guys. Big D"

Post your own messages Loyal Fan. Be yourself and stop hiding behind CB and trying to impersonating me.

But now you mention it, I am beginning to like CB. Very entertaining.

Big D



"Not very good on the spelling Big D.
(Fit his own battles)."

We're all allowed a typo every now and then.



Glad the Big Man (Big D) is back,i was beginning to miss you. Loyal fan.



 
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