09 Aug 2017 23:25:11
David platt decides to come out of retirement to help out villa. Upon his arrival in the dressing room he sees that the players are looking glum.
"Whats up? " He asks.

Its just that were playing bham today and they're totally rubbish, wish we were down the pub instead they reply.
platty tells them to get themselves off as although he's fat and old he can still manage to beat them on his own.
At the pub after a few pints they remember the match so ask the landlord if he can put the tv on.

They soon see that it says platts scored after 10 mins and they're winning 1-0.
A few hours go by where after a few more pints they realise the match has finished. Again they turn on the tv to see that bham equalised in the 89th minute to draw 1-1.

Off the players rush back to villa park and enter the dressing room to find platt distraught with his head in his hands.
Platty you done brilliant mate they say, we still drew, what's wrong?
On this platt replies "i went off injured after 12 minutes"

Enjoy!


1.) 10 Aug 2017
10 Aug 2017 11:54:42
Tut tut! Good one, though. We'd better beat them now!


2.) 10 Aug 2017
10 Aug 2017 17:16:14
i'll give ya that'it was funny, but we had better make sure we put one over the blouse and vile now.